I'm here temporarily while we wait to confirm an act for a show. I might as well tell you a bit about myself while you're here. I'm Wally Water, the official mascot of Hot Water Comedy Club. I like sunsets, the smell of baking bread and keeping the same expression all the time. Don't, it's not polite to stare. I'm basically just a stand-in until someone better comes along. Don't feel bad for me though, it's alright. It's alright. I'm fine. Ha ha ha! See? I'm completely fine.